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its so funny to me that davekat has BEEN canon since Homestuck ended yet there are still people who are like "i hate post canon... but at least davekat is canon!". so they actually got shoved back into the closet!
#I'm not entirely complaining abt davekat being retconned tho#them not being in a relationship at the beginning of post canon allowed for some of my favorite bits of characterization to happen!#and also commander karkat š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤#oh my god who the FUCK just said that#and also meat timeline davekat is awesome ok#june's silly homestuck thoughts
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Day 5: Peer into the darkness
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#narinder and fox lore goes crazy#fresh out of gods to war with Bishop Narinder was just looking for a fight and oh boy did he find it#he straight up said fuck curses and weapons and started chomping#fit of divine madness really. the crown was full on sin for days after that#anyways i find it funny#cotl#my art#cotl fanart#cotl lamb#cotl fox#cotl the fox#drawtober#cotl drawtober#cotltober#cotl the one who waits#narilamb#cult of the lamb
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oh my god. it just hit me. the time they met in eden, the first time in crowley's mind, he asked aziraphale a question and instead of smiting him or ignoring him, he answered. for the first time in his demonic existence, someone answered a question for him without any thought, like he deserved to hear the answer. no wonder he immediately fell in love huh
#UGHHHWHSHHSHHS#im sorry if im the last one to get this but OH MY GOD#LIKE with crowley saying 'just to be able to ask the questions' in job it probably means HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DIRECTLY ASK HIS QUESTIONS TO#GOD AND HE SAID IN EDEN 'they just said to go up there and make some trouble' and im sure as shit he asked questions about THAT but NOBODY#EVER ANSWERED HIM AND THEN AN ANGEL WHO SHOULD'VE SMITTEN HIM THE MOMENT CROWLEY TALKED TO HIM FINALLY ANSWERED HIS FUCKING QUESTION LIKE IT#WAS NOTHING#just imagine how must have that felt oh jesus#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable spouses
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I don't care how many times the rich & famous talk about how being rich & famous is the worst fate humanly possible I will never ever ever believe them for one milisecond lol
#I love mitski but oh my god ''shittiest exclusive club in the world''...you know the other time ive heard that phrase used?#families and friends of people who killed themselves. we often say welcome to the worst club in the world to new ppl on forums#but yeah im sure the heaps of money and thriving career doing what you love isnt worth it bc sometimes fans are creeps. uh huh#yes this is an extention of my chappell rant no i dont want to talk abt it anymore it just makes me too furious lol#every celebrity rallying around her to throw themselves a pity party godddd i cant deal w/it lol#as I said before i would voluntarily put myself through every saw trap in existence to have what you people have#do you really not know how bad the average persons life is. let alone the least privileged 10% ...#and dont send me asks moralizing about this again i really & truly will not change my mind. these people are fucking ridiculous
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hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///
#mblue art#self insert#cross!sans#forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am)#'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier#'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute'#anyway bless references š glad they exist#also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh#its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in#ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head#guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg#@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji)#pocky#CM
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actual life goal is forcing spirkers to acknowledge bones at all
#the number of times iāve just barely held myself back from going āhey u do realise there is a Man inches from them rightā#u donāt even need to ship mcspirk i just need u to acknowledge that he exists and he is there and he is spirkās closest friend#like god yāall see the fucking camping trip and itās just āoh look spirkā bitch what. what.#anyway current urge is to literally make a museum-style things just showing off Bones but i might actually make an online archive#simply because he gets so terribly ignored and not just by the fandom either#like why does paramount do so much with the fucking GORN but doesnāt touch bones. why do star trek analyses look at spirk#and not at my guy who is there for damn near all of the stories. everyone i speak to irl who knows star trek has at least once looked at me#and asked who tf i was talking about when i said bones was my favourite. how do people not know who he is.#star trek#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#leonard 'bones' mccoy
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Seriously how can M*r*uders stans like random Slytherins (who tf are Evan Rosier, Pandora (is that Luna's mum and why tf is she Evan Rosier's twin in half of these), and I don't even want to discuss Regulus) and make them Actually Misunderstood Good People Who Were Forced Down That Path when at least one of them *coughreguluscough* was obsessed with Voldemort
And then turn around and make Snape an awful person?
#i saw a post with hcs about the marauders and the āslytherin skittlesā#and i swear to god they gave everyone a lil nuance but snape was evil#just... how?????#im starting to wonder if they just can't accept that the marauders were actually horrible people as teens#and so in order to digest that they need to make snape awful to be like āOh but he DESERVED it because he's So Awfulā#it's just ridiculous#like i hate james but i can also acknowledge that he did ultimately love lily and harry and would have been a loving partner and dad#even if he was a fool#and i don't vibe well with sirius but i also acknowledge that he was fucking traumatised so yeah he wouldn't be the best person#why is it so hard for the marauders stans to understand that their faves tormenting a geniunely innocent child#because honestly? severus was innocent from the start#they're the ones who pushed him over the edge#I've said it once and I'll it again:#being into the Dark Arts doesn't automatically make someone evil#anyway i need to go sleep#or at least try. i got very pissed lmao#severus snape#pro snape#anti marauders fandom#(not even anti marauders as much its their fandom that pisses me off)#also#anti james potter#(just because i want to be petty UwU)#snape defense#also you know what#anti regulus black#<-whoever he was it wasnt what the fandom said#in my mind he was one of the worst out of the black cousins from an early age#(mostly as a mental Fuck You to the stans lmao)
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it just occurred to me that some of you might have missed seeing american football player joe burrowās suit this past june during paris fashion week, and it is my personal opinion that everyone see these images at least once in their lifetime, especially those of us with a shared interest in slutty clothes on men (fictional or otherwise). so here they are.



#not to assume!! iām sure there are some tumblrinas into sports like myself who have seen these#but iām just covering my bases here playing it safe#the perfect suit for a fictional character of your choice!!!#will this mean anything to anyone who isnāt me? not sure#i gasped when i first saw these images#number one bc i was like joe burrow is at fashion week? as i do like american football and was not expecting this move from him#and number two bc oh my GOD his BACK#sluttiest suit iāve ever fucking seen#immediately i jotted it down in my head for later#i said i have so many fictional men i can put this on#anyways it was really groundbreaking for me#it might be in my head bc i like joe burrow personally but i hope this is life changing for u all as well#idk what to tag this??#just fictional men i think it would look good on i guess#and why not iāll tag joe burrow bc i know there ARE joe burrow fans on this app just maybe not running in the circles iām in#joe burrow#sam winchester#dean winchester#anakin skywalker#will graham#obi wan kenobi#obi-wan kenobi#bruce wayne#sorry bruce wayne was random lmao#idk everyone just tag hot ur own hot men#my post
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hey, dont be sad. dallon weekes big silly grin, ok?







<3
#i just spent like an hour compiling a bunch of dallon smiles into an album and AUSGGSSNSGDJFODHDDNDHHDHSPSJTHJEHGAHDNFJSGBDNXHXLFKDHSJDNSHS#FUCK#OH MY GOD#HES SO BEAUTIFUL HOLY SHIT#dallon weekes#idkhow#chase said something alright#smiles#genuinely i love him so much. oh my god#notice how the majority of them are him in idkhow. sorry who said thag#seriously though i combed through my photos. out of the like 400 smiles about 10 of them are of him in panic#anyway he makes me so happy. oh my god#:) <3#š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶ AAUHGGGGGGGHHHHHH
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Okay. I'm going to be. Such a hater for a sec bcus like
I keep seeing this post around.
And like. As an autistic person I can see. How it's very easy to fall into this way of thinking. Because YES there is things we will never quite understand. And YES there is things that like. Neurotypical people won't understand. And whatever BUT. I THINK this is much more of like. A bad friend experience ?? More than ?? And autistic one? Like this is clearly just. Lack of communication especially since. This is about children. But also like. To me. It kind of feels like fear mongering yourself a little? And I just feel like it's really not the kind of thinking we should encourage within the autistic community as well bcus. There's so many nuances in friendships too? And like. How can you REALLY know. People from your childhood hated you? Did you ask? Did they really hate you? Truly? And like. Let's just. Not scare ourselves into "trusting our instincts" and then pushing people away/ not allowing ourselves to make new friends just because of one bad experience that. Honestly. Everyone has. This isn't an autistic experience, I fear. A lot of people get scared their friends don't like them. And a lot of people have had shitty friends. I'm not saying stuff like this doesn't happen. I just really don't think this is a good/healthy way to frame it. And. I know it can suck being disliked but let's not also act like people just. Aren't allowed to not click with each other. I just think we should be polite and open and able to communicate about it too. Yknow?
#idk theres probably like#more to be done and said here#and a big conversation for sure but#i just dont like this post#its a bit fear mongering#bcus I feel like. the wrong person could see a post like this and think#oh god#my friend didnt text me back#my friend made a weird face#you know what?#talk to them about it#sometimes. you're right. sometimes you're wrong.#but idk i just dont think this is an autism thing either. it could be BCUS im autism so it feels normal to question behaviours#but like I feel like it happens to a lot of people#idk ive had bad friends and ive had really really good friends. and like. i usually find the bad ones are very vocal and obvious about#their dislike of behaviors or wanting to change you#even the āones who pretend to be niceā will still make comments but just frame it as a nice/ good thing#idk its not#its not a conspiracy. i guess#nobody like. secretly hates you. i guess. and if someone really did. thats on them not you#its not a bottom of tier experience bcus if someone is really like that? fuck them.#seriously.
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something something about dead boy detectives what edwin's and charles' friendship is actually works in show so half of fandom won't even care if they end up romantic or stay friends. (almost won't care. we all love queer stuff. can't judge.) I, personally, just love their whole dynamic and for me it's totally understandable that charles went into hell for his friend and stayed on earth as a ghost so he can be with edwin. and I think edwin actually meant it when he said "he did not feel the same way but i think we're better friends because of it".
idk for me they're just love each other so purely. what's even a difference between romantic and platonic love?
#love is love#there's no difference as long as it warms ur heart#<- not my words btw#george said he don't think edwin is hurt by charles' words!!#i love then geogre talks about edwin btw#he just says my thoughts abt edwin#idk he doesnt know i exist but oh god he understands me so deeply#and btw charles literaly said āthere's no one else no one else in the world who i will go to hell forā#!!#and i hate when somebody says that romantic love is āmoreā than a friendship cuz fuck no not really its all love#we cant live without love yes but it was never abt romantic love#dead boy detectives#dbd#dbd spoilers#edwin payne#charles rowland#chedwin#painland#paynland#edwin paine
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in case u were curious I will never actually be shutting up about the dynamic between Pony n Steve BC I think Steve has an instinct in him to hit below the belt when he feels threatened, to hurt when he means to be gentle, to put up his fists when he means to put them down. n pony is, well, a bitch. he is desperately coddled by one brother n parented by the other n has the type of mean streak only a 14-year-old can. There's a sort of restless energy in them they can only unlearn by taking out on each other sometimes. n maybe its not HEALTHY but man it works
#pony n steve who have an insane beef#always#n forever#but then also have this kinda odd endearin brotherly love too?#hes MY kid brother#only I get to call him a little crybaby bitch#steves unlearnin violence as love#slowly#n almost entirly thanks to the goddamn curtis'#darry who is patient n firm#n soda who is light n love#n pony who is an asshole#but hes steves asshole#thats his kid brother frl#pony doesnt really see it#like i think if he thought about it for even a moment hed realize oh#maybe that guy just has his own shit going on#but pony#god pony ily#is self centered like only a kid can be#so hes always moanin like AUGH steve is so MEAN to me#like steve didnt beat the FUCK out of a bunch of kids that simply said the wrong thing about pony n upset him#when he gets a little older he looks back n has a similar moment to what he had with darry#very OH#i see#u care n thats why ur like that#alr#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#steve randle
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so. I just got to Marukiās attempted persuasion of Ren before the deadline and. hey what the fuck. what. what.
Akechi is the sole bargaining chip? Akechiās life and their continued connection is what Ren wished for?
#that was. so much.#ow???#I have so much to process. but the furious way ren flung that calling card. what what what#my brain is spinning. THAT was renās greatest regret and biggest wish?#for akechi to be alive and to start over with him???#I. How devastating must that realization have been for akechi. when did he figure it out? it must have been close to the beginning#the guy who wanted to be loved and needed so badly and now someone does. and he has to reject it because unfortunately#this genuine sentiment has been co-opted by a therapist with a god complex into another cage for him#also. thereās the option to say youāll accept the reality. you can accept it? actually accept it?! to save akechi. because ren is that upse#what the fuck. what the fuckkgfl#akechi grew so much as a character. seeing his personas fuse and his third awakening made me really happy honestly#but god. he awakens right before he dies??? because he chooses death over letting himself be chained again?? come on atlus thatās just MEAN#and ren just has to. deal with that. lead the team tomorrow. no time for it to even sink in. he didnāt know!!!#how much sleep do you want to bet ren got that night? š hahaā¦ haā¦#ugh. ow.#the universe really said āletās doom these two sad sobs for no fucking reason. just becauseā#storyrambles#story plays persona 5#p5r#oh. oh my god. the glove. of course. he wanted their rematch but what that actually meant was#āplease survive. please be aliveā#again I reiterate: what the FUCK#edit because I remembered from their rank 10: āyour wishes became oneā#now I know the context is different. but did they not both voice their regrets? did they not both wish to meet again through the glove#and its associated promise? āIf only weād met soonerā? āI want to keep our promiseā???#god. it was mutual wasnāt it? their biggest mutual regret and wish is each other.
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I don't believe liking immoral and downright evil characters says anything about you as a person, but I think acting like this definitely does.
"The HH fanbase will defend Valentinoto the moon and back" this and "Val is praised by a majority of the fandom" that, except said majority of the fandom fucking HATES that moth and fans have been harassed, had their art scribbled on to "fix" it, repeatedly called "rapist apologists" and "abuse romanticisers", get questioned or accused about condoning him irl, received graphic death/rape threats and are in general mistreated by the fandom. A Val cosplayer was mistreated and had a gun pulled on them IN REAL LIFE not even a year ago. Even the VA got repeatedly asked or assumed to be like the character he plays because "why else would he want to voice a rapist??" and told they deserve for choosing that role (fucking WILD btw). People that like Valentino as a character are the minority of the fandom, and even there NO ONE defends him. We all realise he's a disgusting individual whose actions shouldn't be defended in any capacity. What kinda bullshit lie is that?
I'm also in the Mouthwashing fandom, and it too has a bunch of issues. Infantilising Curly and minimising his actions, making Swansea to be better than he actually is and ignoring that he knew of the SA, people still debating or not realising that Jimmy raped Anya in the first place, shipping Jimmy and Curly (which isn't even a bad thing or a real problem but this person would see it that way), ect. But sure, conveniently don't bring that up. Anything for the Hazbin Hotel hate, right š
These next comments especially piss me off (nevermind how they're talking about an abuse survivor which is gross already). This might be a hot take and I don't care if that's the case, but I think people refusing to call Jimmy by name and excluding him from the cast is not show of a "good" fandom, actually. Jimmy has a lot more to him besides being a rapist. Rape culture, toxic masculinity, capitalistic exploitation, misogyny, male dominance-- there's sooo much more to explore and discuss about his character besides him being a rapist. And he's an incredibly disturbing character in a fucking horror game. If you can only refer to him by some stupid nickname (which takes away the seriousness of his character imo), ignore the significance of his role and themes in the story and the rest of his character and reduce him to a single trait that's BAD. That's not a good thing, and in fact, probably makes you worse than the people that do like his character because they can at least separate fiction and reality and not scrap well written disturbing characters for the sake of "comfort" or moral standing (again, in a horror game of all things). People shouldn't feel bad for liking Jimmy because he's a very good character, and ignoring that completely and acting like there aren't people who could like him... kinda sucks?
Moving over, Valentino is not and has NEVER been portrayed in a positive light in the show. I can't wrap my head around people that genuinely think that. Whenever I hear people say that the arguments I always see are "he shouldn't be attractive" and "he's just a cartoon villain" and "he acts silly and quirky even tho he's a rapist" among other things, and I don't think these people realise they're spouting eugenics bullshit and demonstrating that they don't know anything about his character simultaneously. No, Valentino isn't a "positive" portrayal of a rapist because he's attractive (way to tie morality to appearance btw). No, Valentino isn't a positive portrayal of a rapist because he acts goofy and funny and silly. Those traits are intentional and important to his character. Val is the Overlord of lust and depravity, hell's most famous pimp. His beauty is how he lures in unsuspecting sinners, and his personality is how he gains their trust and gets them to sell their souls for him to exploit (notice how Angel signed his soul away willingly). He's supposed to be appealing. He's supposed to be charming. He's entire persona is meant to be disarming. If he were like Jimmy or just a one-note unlikeable guy, his position in the show and his relationships with the characters wouldn't make sense, so he isn't. That doesn't make him a more positive portrayal or anything, it just means he's more fleshed out and written more complex than you want him to be. He's a very real depiction of an abuser, of their two-faced nature and how being attractive and charming to others doesn't make you less of an abusive monster to someone else. For context, I have been abused by someone extremely similar to Val, so his depiction feels very real to me and it's extremely tiring seeing a bunch of assholes who have probably not even seen the show or have been abused act like he's "romanticised" or "unrealistic" or "bad" simply because he was written by Vivziepop (who's ALSO an SA survivor like what is wrong with you š).
This is a broader point and not entirely related to this specific case, but we don't give people shit like this over people liking murderers and serial killers-- acting like all a sudden liking a rapist character says something negative about their writing or about the people that like them is INCREDIBLY stupid. People don't talk like this about Alastor and Vox-- who are both VERY despicable people. Both of them are also abusers among other horrible things, but they're not (or at least Alastor isn't) rapists so they're "not as bad". This is a sentiment I see all the time in both the fandom and hatedom whenever Valentino discourse comes back up, and this line of logic that rapists are a unique evil that can't be liked as characters in fiction but murderers and cannibals and serial killers are totally Ok is so dangerous and backwards. Liking evil characters says nothing about you as a person aside from the fact that you're a freak in the fun way. Liking evil characters but then going after others who do as well because you consider their character "too evil" and watering down the crimes of yours to justify liking them says a lot about you tho. Saying that the characters you like says something negative you in general does too.
We seriously need to stop bringing morality into fiction and saying that "normal" people wouldn't like certain immoral characters. We need to stop ostracising people for their "problematic" ships, proudly brag about ostracising them and justify it by calling them "weirdos". We need to stop saying villains are "badly written" because they're not written how YOU want them to be written, regardless of whether or not that opinion is valid (which in this case it isn't). We need to stop putting fandoms in some weird competition with each other about how characters are written and spit on people who actually enjoy them, are comforted by them or felt seen by them (gestures at the whole Angel dust situation barely a week ago). And honestly we need to stop giving attention to people like this, who spread a false narrative and kick others down for being fans of a media they don't like or know squat about for whatever reason. Who spread lies about the media or fandom in question in way that's blatantly in bad faith.
This crappy post is sitting a 17k while I'm typing this. The way people can just say ANYTHING about Hazbin Hotel and its fandom-- doesn't matter if it's valid or true or if they watched the show or know anything about the fandom at all, it just has to be negative-- and others will eat it up no questions asked needs to be studied at this point. We saw that in the months the show first aired. We saw that with the Angel Dust video. We're seeing this again here. I don't think we should be harassing anybody over fiction and in general (and needless to say don't harass any of these people) but calling out bad actors who pull shit like this more often and making it uncool to shittalk Hazbin Hotel and its fandom (and any fandom from unapologetically dark media where the people deal with enough bullshit already) for no reason and in bad faith is a change I'd be down with. Like, wash your mouth of its name and disappear into the shadow realm, goddamnit.
#hazbin hotel#mouthwashing#hazbin hotel valentino#jimmy mouthwashing#hazbin hotel angel dust#fandom discourse#fandom discussion#head in my fucking hands#on that note this is the straw that breaks the camel's back for me i'm going private and then on a blocking spree again#i'm so sick of seeing these people whenever their posts blow up like go away and stay gone#āhh fans defend valā āangel dust is bad repā āthe rape is just a fetishā shut the FUCK up oh my god just shut up all of you š#i'm so sick and tired of seeing that all the time if you can't fucking read for shit then say so stop making stuff up#i'm sorry for being so harsh kinda but i've seen 1000 too many people repeating that stupid drivel#what upsets me even more is that almost every val fan i've encountered is an abuse survivor themselves and they already treated so horribly#so seeing people who aren't even in the fandom lie that they ādefendā his actions and making it easier to be shitty to them is... uggggghhh#ugh it's so gross and i hate how people just agree with them because it's hazbin hotel specifically like uugghh#i woke up to this my page and my tired ass felt petty enough to write this down as a response cuz actually fuck that noise#especially seeing the comments on that post like god i know i should love my neighbour but said neighbours are making it so difficult#does any of this even make sense i wrote this on the fly without planning it beforehand#whatever i'm really tired so pardon any grammar mistake i'll get them later maybe#momento rambles
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um springtrap brainrot:
i wanna stick my hands in the cracks of the springlock suit in like a sex way
how does the sex work.
#anon im not judging you definitely not#i just.#how does it work#i am open ta any and all suggestions as ta how ppl would go abt fucking that old man#BELIEVE ME!!!#i think he should be fucked senselessWHOA OH MY GOD WHO SAID THAT???????#spacie splains#YOUR FINGERS ARE GONNA BE SHREDDED BY METAL#WAIT#ANON#DONT STICK YOUR FINGERS IN HIS-!#suggestive
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anyways. he called her renƩe....
#lemon speaks#11 pm at night in my bed and I said Out Loud what if I killed My Selffffff#I JUST. OUUGGHH.OUGHHH#in my memory .im Very Sure. he's quite literally Never called her by just her first name. ever.#either full name last name some kind of On Brand Eiffel Nickname or most commonly her title#and like. thats what gets me hes So adamant about calling her commander#even when she quite literally WASNT. for a WHILE.#in fact ESPECIALLY THEN. THAT WAS WHEN HE MADE A POINT OF IT..#douglas f eiffel over here like you'll always be My commander :)WHATIF I KILLLLEEDDD MYYYYSEELLLLLFFFFFF#AUGH. GOD.#he respects her and looks up to her So Much that its genuinely kind of heart breaking#like ohhh ok ā
when you fucked up big time You Hallucinated A Minkowski To Tell You What To Do . Because She's The Competent One .#ok ā
alright ā
#and like Something. something about That Fucking Scene when she locks him out its like. Oh Godddd#he thought it was a Fault Of The System for so long there.sooo long. she couldnt possibly do anything like that .#and when he tries to reason with her (PLEAD. TO HER. HONESTLY)#he calls her . renƩe. for the only time in FOUR YEARS. REMEMBER. THIS HAS TAKEN PLACE. OVER FOUR WHOLE YEARS.#its just such an. Oh.ohhhno. the Switch. from addressing her as his commander who can do no wrong and as his Friend. is so crazy insane.#they make me so sick#wolf 359#<- what the hell. sure.
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